› If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
› I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
› Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
› If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
› Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
› How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
› Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
› One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
› Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
› Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
› The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
› Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
› Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
› Your future depends on your dreams.
So go to sleep.
› There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
› Hard work never killed anybody.
But why take the risk
› Work fascinates me.
I can look at it for hours.
› God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
› The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know,
So.. why learn.
› Leave the cellphone at home,
in the car or at least turn it off,
before you enter a place of worship.
God may call you, but it's unlikely He will use AirTel.
› A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........